Get a grip my @r5e 

The ice is faster at Kirkcaldy than it's ever been     FACT
We changed the pebble heads in late Oct early Nov and the results were unbelievable. I expected the ice to be faster but no where near as fast as its been playing. You say that its the heaviest ice in the country  - prove it  ,  I think you will find it is I that can prove otherwise        FACT . The women are struggling to keep the stones in the house nowadays it's that fast compared to before       FACT . The comparason of Kirkcaldy to  Perth  was not a statement  saying they were the same , just Kirkcaldy was PLAYING FAST , just like the ice in perth is fast also I stated without the big draw . I'm not trying to have an argument but when people start speaking so ill of Kirkcaldy it does hurt and I have to defend my/ourselves as we do take pride in the job we do however limited it may be.

what have you been smoking??

You would get a job on saturday night live with comments like those above - they are always on the lookout for comedians.